Steelman · slot B
An adult, a child, and a weapon
A child-safety advocate would argue —Strip away the doctrinal vocabulary and look at what actually happened: a 23-year-old coach allegedly took two minutes and forty-four seconds of a 10-year-old's worst moment, set it to music, titled it "Tantrum," and pushed it through the small youth hockey community where the boy lives his life — repeatedly reuploading it every time the family got it taken down, by their account to poach kids from the boy's team. The court waves this off because his face is pixelated, but everyone in that community knew exactly who it was; that was the point. The "power imbalance" framework the court borrows from broadcast cases reads strangely when the asymmetry is an adult systematically targeting a fifth-grader. If our IIED doctrine has no room for that, the doctrine is the problem.