Steelman · slot B
He wrote his own disbarment order
A veteran bar-discipline practitioner would argue —In twenty years of watching show-cause proceedings, I've rarely seen a respondent work this hard against himself. Faced with an interim suspension and a chance to demonstrate remorse, Barlean sent the OBA more than twenty emails calling the state's highest court "incompetent," "a joke," "redneck and lazy," telling the bar to "bring it on bitch," boasting that he doesn't strangle people because he was trained to "crush or pull out voice boxes," and inviting a paralegal to "come after me so I can show you what the United States trained me to do to Communists." He dismissed his convictions as "felonious peccadillos." Mitigation exists for lawyers who show insight; aggravation exists for lawyers who show none. He gave the court no choice it could defensibly make other than disbarment.