Steelman · slot B
Foie gras is Starmer's soft underbelly
A Reform or Tory strategist eyeing Middle England would argue —Starmer pledged to ban foie gras and fur imports, and now he's preparing to bin that pledge to grease an EU trade reset. That is a gift. Middle England — the RSPCA-supporting, dog-walking, garden-tending voter Labour assumed it had locked in — has just been told that closer alignment with Brussels matters more than a manifesto promise on cruelty. The right doesn't need to become vegan to exploit this; it needs to notice that GB News and Talk TV are already covering MBR Acres and laboratory beagles while the broadsheet left looks away. A Conservative or Reform candidate who shows up at the puppy farm gates, who pledges to honour the foie gras ban Starmer is selling off, peels voters Labour cannot afford to lose.