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We'll re-present the same story as a thoughtful proponent of the linguistic curiosity frame would. Not to convince you. To let you actually meet the argument.

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Linguistic curiosity frame
A recurring courtroom typo swaps 'marital' for 'martial,' producing the unintentionally evocative phrase 'martial home' in hundreds of opinions — a small lexical glitch worth noting for its accidental aptness given how heavily armed some households actually are.
Retold from the other vantage
Steelman · slot A
The accidental-aptness case
A legal-writing observer would argue —
Typos are usually noise, but this one rewards a second look. Run a Westlaw search and you'll find over 600 opinions referring to a couple's shared residence as the "martial home" rather than the marital one — a single transposed letter that, in an American context, lands closer to the truth than the intended word in more households than we might like to admit. Given the arsenals some perfectly ordinary families keep, "martial home" is less a malapropism than an unintended descriptive upgrade. It's the kind of small lexical glitch worth flagging precisely because the accident illuminates something the careful drafter never meant to say.

If this read like a fair rendering of the argument — even when you disagree — it's doing its job. Steelmen aren't aimed at persuading you; they're aimed at what the other side actually believes when they're thinking clearly.