Steelman · slot A
The dismal-theorem case
A risk analyst trained in tail-event modeling would argue —We talked ourselves out of preparing for this. In 2007 and again in 2022, serious people sat in rooms and decided a full Hormuz closure was too implausible or too catastrophic to bother modeling — and the second reason should have been the tell. When a scenario is so large that no single institution can respond to it, that is precisely the scenario you must war-game, because nobody else will. Weitzman's dismal theorem warned us that low-probability, unbounded-loss events break conventional cost-benefit analysis. We let that math intimidate us into silence instead of into preparation, and now two months into an actual closure we are improvising a response we had decades to design.